General Conference Humor

Elizabeth, Heather and I went to the Youth General Conference. We were waiting forever for it to start. Heather was talking about how far away we were and that we should have brought binoculars with us. Libs said that she wanted some tri-noculars so that all three of us could see!
Then she told us that when she was older, she wanted to invent the oc-nocular. "Why would you do that?" Heather asked. Libs said, "Well, if me and my friends were at a concert and we couldn't see, I could get out my handy-dandy Ocnocular..." Handy Dandy? She had an answer to that one too: "Well I'd make it fold up small...(duh!)" We were all laughing until it started! Then after we went to Del Taco. It was good. I got a burrito. HALF A POUND!

April Fools, Nicole!

For April Fools Day, Heidi and Mark wanted to pull a prank on Nicole. They told her that there was no school on Wednesday (the next day). Her dad said it was because of a gas leak. Nicole believed that because that day at school it was really stinky. (it smelled like someone put a rotten cheese in the heater)

My mom was on the phone with Heidi. She told my mom about the prank. Then Nicole wanted to talk to me. My mom told me to play along with whatever she said.I took the phone. Nicole said, "You know there's no school tomorrow, right?" and I said, "Yeah, didn't you know that?" She said that she's going to stay up late, and she won't do her math homework. She told me about the "gas leak". I played along. It was funny, but it was even funnier the next day at school! I went up to her and said, "April Fools, Nicole!" It was hilarious!
p.s. i still love you, nicole! you are so funny! :)